Sep

“Sudoku Players’ ” Joke : Aim High

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Recently a “Sudoku Shopping Centre” opened in Timbuctu, where Sudoku addicts could go to choose a puzzle from among many. It was laid out in five floors, with the puzzles increasing in difficulty levels as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a puzzle from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of women Sudoku addicts went to the shopping centre to find some puzzles…

First floor. The door had a sign saying, “These puzzles are for kids.”

The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having any puzzle, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went.

Second floor. The sign read, “These puzzles are especially devised for senior citizens.” Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what’s further up?

Third floor. This sign read, “These puzzles are very challenging and would need a good player to try to solve them.” Wow! said the women. Very tempting, BUT, there’s more further up! And up they went.

Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying: “These puzzles are EVIL and almost impossible to solve without help. If you can solve them you are a certified genius.”

“Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!”

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor. The sign on that door said, “This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please!”

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Sep

“Sudoku Player” Joke : Sudoku Players In Heaven

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A plane carrying a load of Sudoku players, accompanied by their spouses, traveling to face the challenge of the World Sudoku Championship, crashes.Everybody dies and goes to heaven. God commands: “I want the women to go with St. Peter. Men, please make two lines: one for those of you who dominated your women on earth and the other for those who were dominated by their women.”The next time God looks, the women have left and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women is very long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there is only one man.God gets angry and says, “You men should be ashamed. I created you in my image and you allowed yourselves to be dominated by your mates. Only one of my sons stood up and made me proud.Learn from him! Tell them how you managed to be the only one in this line?”The man replied: “My wife told me to stand here.”

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Sep

“Sudoku Puzzle” Joke : Ask And Ye Shall Receive

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God appeared before a man who had lived a virtuous life and granted him a boon.

“Ask for anything you want and I shall grant it to you,” God said to him.

The man thought for a while and replied, “God, as you are probably aware, every morning I have to cross a wide river to go to work. And there’s so much traffic, by the time I get my car on the ferry, I am late for work. I want you to build a bridge across that river, so I’m never late for work again.”

It was God’s turn to ponder. Finally after much consideration, He turned to the man and said, “Bill, that river could present some technical problems my engineers might have problems dealing with. Ask for something else.”

Bill, who was a Sudoku enthusiast, thought some more, and said: “In that case, God, please tell me how to solve any Sudoku puzzle in less than a minute.”

“Bill,” replied God, in a tone He hadn’t used since the time he had handed over the Ten Commandments to Moses. “How many lanes do you want on that bridge?”

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